Ted, I admire your loyalty. You've had that hairstyle forever. You don't care that it's out of fashion or that it's been co-opted by the lesbian community. You stick with it. To Ted!
(Ted, admiro tu lealtad. Llevas ese pelo desde siempre. No te importa que esté pasado de moda o que haya sido adoptado por la comunidad lésbica. Le eres fiel. ¡Por Ted!)